Saturday, August 8, 2009

street festivals

dear city of woodstock,

it's no fair for you to call it a "taste" when there are only two food vendors. especially when one vendor is selling kettle corn. and not a single vendor peddling trashy trinkets? scandalous! this misleading title only sets you up to disappoint hoards of unsuspecting tourists. and by hoards of unsuspecting tourists, of course i mean...well, me.

thank goodness your little city boasts bentley's near the green. no, not an ultra-luxe ride, but a quaint little pub. i appreciate that courtesy. at least the hubby & i didn't starve.

what you had was not a "taste," but a sidewalk sale of sorts. please use the appropriate verbiage in future scenarios. this will help those unsuspecting tourists (me) in the future.

sincerely yours,
a

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